Semyon the Inconspicuous — When I Leave The Imageboard

I'll put on a shirt, I'll wash my neck,
And even, who knows, I'll wash my socks
On the day when I will be able to
Close the paths for myself to imageboards.

And immediately the nature will shine around,
Fresh flowers will grow in the hays
The weather will be goddamn great
When I crawl out of my burrow to the street.

When I leave the imageboard
My life will go well,
I will not see your snouts anymore
And the dead brother will rise again. (Dead brother is the russian meme)

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